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Please sip wisely. Tequila should never be shot. Ever. If you choose not to sip wisely, beware the following:
The over-consumption of bad tequila may leave you wondering what the Hell happened to your bra or trousers, make you think you are whispering when you are not, may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them, may cause you to think you can sing, may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning, may make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting, may make you think you have mysterious Kung-Fu powers, resulting in you getting your ass kicked, may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t recall), may cause inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than some really, really big guy called Chuck, may lead you to believe you are invisible, may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you, may cause a disturbance in the space-time continuum, wherein gaps in consciousness appear, may cause pregnancy, may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN, and may cause you to thay shings like thish.